[ cont'd! ]
I'm well aware of how many scars you have
[ these are not Car Thoughts To Have In A Car. time to swerve. he clicks on the radio and scrunches up his face in genuine pain at what he's forcing himself to listen to, but at least it'll clear his head. ]
You sure you can't just give me a little taster of what it is that got you imprisoned?
I'm well aware of how many scars you have
[ these are not Car Thoughts To Have In A Car. time to swerve. he clicks on the radio and scrunches up his face in genuine pain at what he's forcing himself to listen to, but at least it'll clear his head. ]
You sure you can't just give me a little taster of what it is that got you imprisoned?
Edited 2019-07-01 20:52 (UTC)
@nonscriptum AGAIN yes im continuing BOTH no i wont be STOPPED
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2019-07-01 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ cont'd! ]
I'm not riding anything
I'm just at my desk pretending I'm doing work
If anything I'm dangerously low to the ground on account of I can't work out how to make my chair higher
I'm not riding anything
I'm just at my desk pretending I'm doing work
If anything I'm dangerously low to the ground on account of I can't work out how to make my chair higher
[ cont'd! ]
I had a phone conversation just yesterday afternoon
You're telling me I was accidentally being retro?
I had a phone conversation just yesterday afternoon
You're telling me I was accidentally being retro?
It was AT work
But a personal call
Yes, I make them at work. Don't be so surprised, I told you I'm a bad boy
But a personal call
Yes, I make them at work. Don't be so surprised, I told you I'm a bad boy
That is a very retro inappropriate use of professional time, I'm positively shocked at you.
Who knows what I'll do next
Go out for ice cream on company time? Maybe
Go out for ice cream on company time? Maybe
[ Thank God Nate is too preoccupied eyeing his weird holding cell roommate to make any pithy, borderline-scandalous observations about that positively elegant 180. ]
trespassing charges that aren't gonna stick
i've been a good boy this year, no grand larceny or anything
trespassing charges that aren't gonna stick
i've been a good boy this year, no grand larceny or anything
oh no...more dimestore cowboy in my inbox....................
nonscriptum
2019-07-02 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ It takes him another few minutes to reply because Nate has stopped, albeit briefly, to absorb the mental image provided and get a good goddamn chuckle over the idea of Raylan looking like he's trying to sit in kids' furniture with legs as long as his. ]
is this the mild hangover talking or are you just that talented?
is this the mild hangover talking or are you just that talented?
I suspect someone might've sat on it earlier and permanently altered its position
Can't prove it but I know I didn't have it this low yesterday
My knees are under my chin
Can't prove it but I know I didn't have it this low yesterday
My knees are under my chin
[ raylan cranks down the window and gets hit with a faceful of hot, dry air. at least it's better than just him and brad paisley. ]
Well at least there's that
I'll sleep like a baby tonight knowing you only trespassed on someone else's property
How's your new roommate doing?
I recommend that you flex your various muscles to intimidate him
Well at least there's that
I'll sleep like a baby tonight knowing you only trespassed on someone else's property
How's your new roommate doing?
I recommend that you flex your various muscles to intimidate him
wow, do you think someone's trying to sabotage you?
make you look unprofessional?
make you look unprofessional?
Better men have tried and failed, I wouldn't worry about it
i've never had anyone tell me i'm the cause of a good night's sleep, i should submit this to ripley's believe it or not
he's looking shifty
not sure a ticket to the gun show will help with that, but i'm guessing you've never had to intimidate someone in a cell block before
he's looking shifty
not sure a ticket to the gun show will help with that, but i'm guessing you've never had to intimidate someone in a cell block before
[ Is Raylan sure he doesn't accomplish that on his own... ]
i'm not worried, i'm just wondering if you're going to need a booster seat
i'm not worried, i'm just wondering if you're going to need a booster seat
Need a whole new chair, I think
This one’s ergonomically designed to slowly break my back over a number of years
This one’s ergonomically designed to slowly break my back over a number of years
remind me again why you can't just switch it with someone else's chair when the office is empty?
Well I didn't think of that one, Nate, being a law abiding man as I am
is that a criminal offense now? i've never worked in an office so i wouldn't know
I prefer not to piss off my colleagues if I can help it
It's antithetical to a good working relationship
[ check him out with the big words! guess who just talked to boyd like two hours ago and is still feeling it. ]
It's antithetical to a good working relationship
[ check him out with the big words! guess who just talked to boyd like two hours ago and is still feeling it. ]
I have, but only on the other side of the bars
If I show up and you've joined a gang and got your prison tattoos I might leave you there
[ weirdly, the brad paisley and open window are combining to make him bold. ]
You've been responsible for a fair few of my best beauty sleeps, though
If I show up and you've joined a gang and got your prison tattoos I might leave you there
[ weirdly, the brad paisley and open window are combining to make him bold. ]
You've been responsible for a fair few of my best beauty sleeps, though
[ If you think Nate won't call him on it you're dead wrong. ]
thoughtful AND verbose of you
thoughtful AND verbose of you
Thank you
I just got done reading another chapter of the dictionary so I'm feeling a little circumlocutious
[ is that a word? no? should be. ]
I just got done reading another chapter of the dictionary so I'm feeling a little circumlocutious
[ is that a word? no? should be. ]
don't worry, i've been told i'm not gang material
something about being too pretty and not wanting to stab people
[ The second part makes him smile so wide he has to actively temper it to keep from drawing attention to himself. They might realize he still has his phone. ]
it's the least i can do for the man who answers my distress texts.
something about being too pretty and not wanting to stab people
[ The second part makes him smile so wide he has to actively temper it to keep from drawing attention to himself. They might realize he still has his phone. ]
it's the least i can do for the man who answers my distress texts.
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