OPEN POST.

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texting, action, tfln overflow, pic prompts, go crazy aaa go stupid aaa

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oh no...more dimestore cowboy in my inbox....................

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[ It takes him another few minutes to reply because Nate has stopped, albeit briefly, to absorb the mental image provided and get a good goddamn chuckle over the idea of Raylan looking like he's trying to sit in kids' furniture with legs as long as his. ]

is this the mild hangover talking or are you just that talented?

HOW TERRIBLE FOR YOU

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I suspect someone might've sat on it earlier and permanently altered its position
Can't prove it but I know I didn't have it this low yesterday
My knees are under my chin

well and truly suffering here

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wow, do you think someone's trying to sabotage you?
make you look unprofessional?

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Better men have tried and failed, I wouldn't worry about it

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[ Is Raylan sure he doesn't accomplish that on his own... ]

i'm not worried, i'm just wondering if you're going to need a booster seat

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Need a whole new chair, I think
This one’s ergonomically designed to slowly break my back over a number of years

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remind me again why you can't just switch it with someone else's chair when the office is empty?

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Well I didn't think of that one, Nate, being a law abiding man as I am

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is that a criminal offense now? i've never worked in an office so i wouldn't know

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I prefer not to piss off my colleagues if I can help it
It's antithetical to a good working relationship

[ check him out with the big words! guess who just talked to boyd like two hours ago and is still feeling it. ]

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[ If you think Nate won't call him on it you're dead wrong. ]

thoughtful AND verbose of you

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Thank you
I just got done reading another chapter of the dictionary so I'm feeling a little circumlocutious

[ is that a word? no? should be. ]

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[ It is a word, but not one that will protect him from Nate being a little shit. ]

and you only just finished the letter c? how long have you been working on this?

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Listen, we only had one dictionary in the whole of Harlan growing up
Everyone had to share

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you want a cheese plate with that bottle of whine?

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What's a cheese plate? I'm too much of a backwoods hick to know

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i'm gonna be honest, i don't actually know because most of the "cheese plates" in argentina were like 90% cured meats and i feel like that's probably not a universal thing

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Could eat a plate of cured meats myself right about now
The guy at the desk next to me always has snacks in his drawer, you think I should wait until he gets up to take a leak and steal something?

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seeing as i am, in fact, experienced in the art, i can only endorse the act

but didn't you just say something about being a law abiding man?

1/2

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Tim owes me several anyway

[ not true! in fact it is the other way around! ]

I'm going in

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All he had in there was Lunchables

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seriously? ew

[ Says Nate, who has never eaten a Lunchable but passed them in the grocery store more than once. ]

i guess you'll just starve

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I'm almost on lunch

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What are your feelings on Panera Bread

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who doesn't like bread?

[ That's...that's a positive response. ]

icon extremely relevant

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[ >_> ]

There's one not far from the courthouse

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